Hellion

I temporarily take back every sweet nice word I said about my furry child, Massimo, the other day.

That hellion showed his ass yesterday.  I wish I had taken a picture of the destruction, but in the moment, I didn't even think of it.

Yesterday was his first full day alone in the new house.  Yesterday morning, I put the blinds up (he has an issue with them), tied the blinds cord around the door handle and left him with my usual "love you, baby".

I got home at my usual time yesterday afternoon and the little asshole destroyed everything he could get his little teeth on.  The victims:

-two pairs of flip flops...he shredded the straps...rubber was everywhere
-chewed through the cords to the blinds...remember where I said I tied the cord around the handle...well, that saved the blinds from falling down and getting destroyed as well.
-he ripped the curtain off the door.  Bent the curtain rod that was holding it.  Shredded the ribbon that was holding the two curtains together.
AND
-CHEWED THROUGH MY LAPTOP WIRE.  I can't even express how mad this made me.

Now I'm a little mad again.  Let me remind everyone that my dog weighs a whopping 6.6 pounds.  His head is the size of a small child's fist.  


I had to leave again for a few hours after this massacre of my things, so I had to kennel him.

I put his kennel in the middle of the room.  With a giant heavy box on top.  So he couldn't ninja his way out that.  Because he is a ninja.

An asshole ninja.