You like that, don't you?

You like how I did my last post without even mentioning my hiatus?  It's because I'm going to pretend as if it never happened.

You saw nothing.  *insert penguin mysteriously waving his flappers*

I have no excuse...besides...blogging is a lot of work!  Shew.

Also, I used to write about being healthy and "losing weight" and whatnot...who wants to read that shit?  It's b.o.r.i.n.g.  At least, for me it was.  Also, I kind of quit working out.

<insert excuses here>

But really, work is stressing me out, yo.  Plus, I've been doing a ton of volunteer work for a foundation that probably wouldn't like to be mentioned in this blog.  Since, you know, I might occasionally say a word like fuck.  It's inappropriate in conjunction with the amazing, wonderful, uplifting, and inspiring work they do.  Oh, and I try to help a bit.

I use my mad skills yo.  As an event coordinator, of course.  I don't think they care about many of my other skills.  

Anyways, I've been doing a lot of work with them, and well...I don't have 10,000 amazing fans yet, so no one was waiting around for me.

Also, I'm lazy as fuck when I get home.

Give me some yoga pants/shorts/undies, a t-shirt, something to do (that would never count as work), and a beer and I am good to go.  Well, not beer everyday.  But I do love me some beer.

Speaking of which...my bottle is empty.